Father: radio va ceylon la vai.
Son: vendampa namma veetileye irukkattum.
Do you know the full form of COLLEGE ?
C - come
O - on
L - lets
L - love
E - every
G - girl
E - equally ------- (That's why we go college.)
A man was lying nude on the beach. A girl
starts playing tabla on his butts.
Man asks what are you doing?
Girl says: I am playing tabla
Man turns over and says can you play FLUTE.

If a married woman is called "polo" The mint
with a hole...
Then what's an unmarried woman is called? Centre
Fresh

Teacher asked : Mogals ruled from where to
where?
Sararji says: From history book page 12 to 26.

Mallu Singh saw his wife fucked by another
person he came inside the shouted the person for
not using condoms.

Once some one sent SMS to sardar " Sender is
cool and reader is fool"
Sardar got angry and replied " Sender is fool
and reader is cool"

Son : Dad dies heart have legs?
Dad: No son
Son : Then why did you say last night " sweet
heart spread your legs"

Wife: I have to buy a new bra.
Husband why do you need a bra? Your boobs are
too small.
Wife : Yesterday you bought a new underwear did
I say anything?

A sardar enters shop and shouts, where is my
free gift with this cooking oil?
Man:- There is nothing free with this sir.
Sardar:- Oye! It's written Cholesterol Free.

Daughter: Mom, my bra tightens whenever that
boy sees me.
Mom: From tomorrow onwards don't wear bra. Let
his underwear tightens.

What is the difference between a condom and a
atom bomb?
Atom bomb blast population decreases when condom
blast population increases.

Girl: Mom! Ravi gave me Rs.10 to climb the
coconut tree.
Mom : Idiot... he fooled you, he wanted to see
your pantie.
Girl: I am smart... I didn't wear pantie.

Thotal AIDS varum...
Thodamal SARS varum...
Sutal PILES varum...
Sudamal FILEZ varum...
Kangal padamal ...
Kiegal Thodamal AIDS varuvadhilai...

Husband asks wife : After 1st night how you
feel?
Wife : 5% happiness , 5% live and 90% old
memories.

What is the difference between Secretary &
Personal Secretary?
Secretary :- says "good morning sir" and
Personal Secretary says " It's morning sir"

A man was carrying 5 babies in a train. LADY
sitting next asked:- are they your babies?
MAN:- No I am working in a Condom Factory and
these are customer complaints.

You and your Girlfriend go for a movie. In the
dark, a mosquito enters inside your girl skirt.
Guess where it would have bitten?
Answer:- YOUR HAND.

God made man and then rested. God made women
and then no one rested.

Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Because she found out that Phillips 24 inch was
a TV.

A teacher asked one of her pupils, "Can you
name our nation's capital?"
The reply was, "Washington DC"
When asked what the "DC" stood for, the pupil
added, "Dot com"

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move
my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my
mouth...yep, that's how u...eat an ice cream!

It goes in dry, it comes out wet, the stronger
its in the stronger it get, we can have it in
bed just u n me, not what u think.

Do you like math's, if so add a bed, subtract
your clothes, divide your legs and we can
multiply!

Why is a Christmas tree better than a man?
It's always erect, stays up for 12 days and
nights, has cute balls, and looks good with the
lights on.

There is Hot-sex... Fast-sex, Group-sex...
Safe-sex, Leather-sex... Telephone-sex... and
for people with your face ... NO SEX !

When an apple is green it's ready to pluck....
When a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!

REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count
on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN
KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till
eternity!

If you need advice, text me... If you need a
friend, call me... If you need me, come to me...
If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER
CANNOT BE REACHED!

A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter'
your life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' your
problems, 'shift' you to opportunities & never
'delete' you from my memory!

Boy says to a girl.
A true friend is someone who reaches for your
hand and touches your heart.

A good friend is like a good bra... hard to
find, very comfortable, supportive, and always
close to the heart.....