Masters And Servants

Master : You are very careless. The dust on the
furniture Is at least six weeks old.
Servant : It is not my fault. I have been
working in your house only for three weeks.
Woman to husband: Shall I ask the cook for
reference?
Husband: References do not mean much. Ask her
for some samples.
Mistress: If this occurs again, I shall be
compelled to get Another servant.
Servant: I wish you would. There is quite enough
work for Two of us.
Servant : Sir, wake up; wake-up.
Master: What is the matter?
Servant : You have gone to sleep without taking
the sleeping Tablets.
Mistress : Do you think you will settle down
with us? You have Left so many jobs.
Servant : Yes. But please not that I did not
leave nay Job voluntarily.

Master to a friend: We have been celebrating the
silver jubilee of our maid servant.
Friend : Has she been with you for twenty-five
years?
Master : No. She is the twenty fifth servant we
have had this Year.
Husband to wife : Who is that strange woman whom
I just saw In our kitchen?
Wife : She is the cook-of-the month.
A lady told her servant : You have broken more
than the amount Of you wages. What can be done
to prevent this?
Servant : I don’t know unless you increase my
wages.
A woman was asked by the lady of the house if
she had brought any certificate.
The woman gave this certificate from her
previous employer:
“The bearer of this letter is leaving me after
one month work. I am perfectly satisfied”.
Woman to new servant: You will like to work in
our house. We have no children to trouble you.
Servant : Oh, I am fond of children. So don’t
restrict Yourself on my account.
Woman : If my husband brings some friends home
to dinner tonight are you prepared?
Cook : Yes. My bag is already packed.
Wife to husband: I have been asked fro a
certificate for our previous maid. I have said
that she is lazy unpunctual and Impertinent. Can
I add anything in her favour?
Husband : You may say that she has a good
appetite and Sleeps well.
Woman to her prospective husband: When we are
married, I must have three servants.
He: You shall have twenty but not all at once.
Maid : I left my place because I was asked to do
something I did not like.
Mistress : Really? What was that?
Maid : I was asked to look for another job.
Boss : I am surprised at your behavior. Do you
know what they do with boys who tell lies?
Office boy: Yes sir. When they get old enough,
the Firms sends them as salesmen.
Caller : Is the manager in?
New office boy: If you are a salesman, the
manager is in the conference. If you are a bill
collector, he is out of Town. If you are his
friend, please come in and see him.
Caller : Who is there responsible man in this
office?
Office boy: If you mean the fellow who always
gets the Blame, it is me.
Store manager to applicant for job: From your
references I find that you had served in four
places.
Applicant : Yes, sir. That shows how much I am
in demand.
Customer to store manger: Why did you engage
that man as Cashier?
Cashier : He has squint eye, has a crooked nose
and very long ears.
Manager : We have appointed him because it will
be so easy to identify him if he absconding.