Lessons in Logic


If your father is a poor man,

it is your fate but,

if your father-in-law is a poor man,

it’s your stupidity.

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I was born intelligent -

education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect…..

But nobody’s perfect……

so why practice?

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If it’s true that we are here to help others,

then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,

people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How come “abbreviated” is such a long word?

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Money is not everything.

There’s Mastercard & Visa.

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One should love animals.

They are so tasty.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman

And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry.

After all, happiness is not the only thing in

life.

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The wise never marry.

and when they marry they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term.

It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow

what you can put off today.

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“Your future depends on your dreams”

So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day

Than waking up every morning

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“Hard work never killed anybody”

But why take the risk

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“Work fascinates me”

I can look at it for hours

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God made relatives;

Thank God we can choose our friends.

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The more you learn, the more you know,

The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know

So.. why learn.

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A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station….

what more can I say……..





Life’s Little Principles

� SING IN THE SHOWER.

� TREAT EVERYONE U MEET LIKE U WANT TO BE TREATED.

� WATCH A SUNRISE AT LEAST ONCE IN A YEAR.

� NEVER REFUSE HOMEMADE BROWNIES.

� STRIVE FOR EXCELLENCE, NOT PERFECTION.

� PLANT A TREE ON YOUR BIRTHDAY.

� LEARN THREE CLEAN JOKES.

� RETURN BORROWED VEHICLES, THE GAS TANK FULL.

� COMPLEMENT THREE PEOPLE EVERYDAY.

� LEAVE EVERYTHING A LITTLE BETTER THAN YOU FOUND IT.

� KEEP IT SIMPLE (KIS).

� THINK BIG THOUGHTS, RELISH SMALL PLEASURES.

� BECOME THE MOST POSITIVE AND THE ENTHUSIASTIC PERSON YOU KNOW.

� ASK FOR A RAISE WHEN YOU FEEL THAT YOU’VE EARNED IT.

� BE FORGIVING OF YOURSELF AND OTHERS.

� SAY “THANK YOU” A LOT.

� SAY “PLEASE” A LOT.

� TAKE RESPONSIBILITY OF EVERY ACTION YOU TAKE.

� GIVE OTHERS THE PRIVILAGE OF DOUBT.

� AVOID NEGATIVE PEOPLE.

� BUY WHAT EVER KIDS ARE SELLING.

� WEAR POLISHED SHOES.

� REMEMBER OTHER PEOPLES BIRTHDAYS.

� COMMIT YOURSELF TO CONSTANT IMPROVEMENT.

� CARRY JUMPER CABLES IN YOUR TRUNK.

� HAVE A FIRM HANDSHAKE.

� LOOK PEOPLE IN THE EYE.

� BE THE FIRST ONE TO SAY “HELLO”.

� RETURN ALL THINGS YOU BORROW.

� MAKE NEW FRIENDS, BUT CHERISH OLD ONES.

� KEEP SECRETS.

� PLANT FLOWERS EVERY SPRING.

� STOP BLAMING OTHERS.

� HAVE A DOG.