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Jokes
| . Teacher to a student : What 2 + 2 makes?. Student answers to teacher : 2 + 2 makes Two-to-do.... |
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| 2. Where did the kittens go on a class trip? To the meow-seum. |
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| 3. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. |
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| 4. Why did the man put cheese on his computer? He wanted to feed the mouse |
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| 5. Why do they call a horse a horse? Because they speak English. |
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| 6. Have you heard the joke about the bed? No. It hasn't been made up yet! |
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| 7. Why did the baker rob the bank? He needed the cash. |
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| 8. What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me |
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| 9. How do you make anti-freeze? Take away her blanket. |
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| 10. Where do ghosts live? At the dead end |
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| 11. When is an criminal neither left-handed nor right-handed? When he's red-handed. |
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| 12. What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing -- apples don't talk! |
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| 13. What kind of tree grows in your hand? A palm tree. |
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| 14. Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him? To see how long he slept. |
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| 15. Why did the little girl bury her flashlight? Her batteries were dead. |
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| 16. Why is a train like a stick of gum? One goes choo-choo; the other goes chew-chew. |
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| 17. What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly? A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito |
| I.N.D.I.A. | - I Nearly Died In Adoration |
| I.T.A.L.Y | - I Trust And Love You. |
| C.H.I.N.A. | - Come here.. I Need Affection. |
| B.U.R.M.A | - Between us, Remember Me Always. |
| N.E.P.A.L. | - Never Ever Part As Lovers. |
| K.E.N.Y.A. | - Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing. |
| C.A.N.A.D.A. | - Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction. |
| F.R.A.N.C.E. | - Friendships Remain And Never Can End |
| K.O.R.E.A. | - Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity. |
| L.I.B.Y.A. | - Love Is Beautiful; You Also |
| H.O.L.L.A.N.D | - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies. |
| M.A.N.I.L.A | - May All Nights Inspire Love Always. |
| P.E.R.U. | - Phorget Everyone... Remember Us |
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